Waterproof Panties

Sidenote - sorry all for not being around…family emergency [rather serious] so I will do my best to pop in and say hello. Love you guys and look forward to a hot and exciting summer.  Today’s my birthday, so I HAD to make time to say that I miss you all and hope you and yours are doing well ♥

Waterproof panties??? Sweat absorbent? Man inside there too? LOL Sounds like magical panties! Now they just have to take away the periods, cramps and it’s a done deal :P

Visit here for more info, pics and celebrities who wear these hot panties. Warning - there’s music, but you can shut it off in the upper right hand corner :)

It won’t be the end of used undies, because nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever absorb our “labia lotion”…that’s the best part :)

If the panties are similar to gym clothes that wick away your sweat, then, the sweat isn’t truly absorbed. I’m still soaked after a workout.

Besides, where’s the air to cool off the kitty? I wonder how one can truly be dry down there after a hot day, a workout, or just plain excitement ;P Maybe the panties have fans, someone blowing sweet air on your pussy, or they have ice cube pockets for a cool, invigorating feeling LOL

♥♥♥ Cya soon, panty lovers! MWAH! ♥♥♥

Panty Dance Fever

So you like panties, eh? Wigglin’ jigglin’ bums? Well you can enjoy both now. Check out this fun contest that you, yes you, can join. If you don’t want to enter, just vote on your favorites or just watch n drool :)

Quote from Daily Candy:
Undies On, Dance Off

JockeyUnderWars!
You’ve been dancing in front of your mirror for years, and all you’ve ever gotten for it was a weird look from your roommate.
You could turn those moves into cold hard cash in the JockeyUnderWars tournament.
Slip on your favorite bikini briefs and film yourself getting your groove on. The winner gets 25,000 smackeroos. (Yup, the big bucks.) Nab the prize by receiving the most viewer votes.

You can create a profile where people can post comments (“Nice spins, hottie!”). Think you have what it takes to be an UnderWarrior? Challenge another contestant to an UnderWar dance off — winner takes all (meaning bragging rights).

What’s more: The first 50 DailyCandy readers to post a video using promo code DCJUW50 in their profile will receive a $50 Jockey® gift card. The submission deadline is April 10. So now’s the time to throw on your striped, pink bad boys and shake that groove thing.

Don’t play coy.
Check out the UnderWarrior at jockeyunderwars.com. To post your video, go to jockeyunderwars.com/submit.

Go Daddy Sucks

As some of you already know, I have experienced problems with my web host since DAY ONE.  I’m done. I’m tired of paying, a lot actually, for the crappiest service. I’m tired of it. I’ve now been sitting on the phone for 22 minutes holding to cancel. Even the customer service is shitty. 

I also changed bank accounts and my credit card they’re using and abusing is expiring in a few months so, I’ve shredded the credit card, closed the bank account and now I’m about to kill my association with the worst web host in the world.

So, I’m sorry all, but this is the end of my website for the moment. I don’t know what else to say, it’s been 7 months of frustration and I want it to end. It’s not worth the headache. I am looking into other options, so I’m hopeful.

Here’s a screenshot of my account, notice there isn’t a “cancel” button anywhere. There’s a picture of the rat bastard that runs off with my money. Leatherface isn’t getting another penny.

 

 

 

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha

Okay at 9:41 someone FINALLY got on the phone with me. He was a bit terse, completely expected, when I told him there wasn’t a cancel button to be found. He replied with, “there’s a cancel button on every page”. I laughed, I asked my partner if he saw all the cancel buttons [he shook his head].  So after I was walked through the pages and found the James Bond eject button, I was finally free.

Shackles are gone, I better get my damn credit! lol  I can still receive email at rubyred.crimson@yahoo.com.  Love you all, sorry for the inconvenience :(

Posted in WTF. 8 Comments »

Panty-monium

pantypalooza.jpg

I did NOT want to part with my panties. I love them so much, but I literally ran out of room lol. I have an array of styles and colors, so have at it; pick your favorites while they last. For 20 USD, I’ll wear these gently used and abused *giggles* panties for 24 hours and I’ll include a juicy pussy pop and a naughty pic of me wearing your delectable drawers :P  I can honestly say that I have HUNDREDS of panties. I took a picture of about 50 pairs (see below).

I have built a relationship with my panties, a…the word escapes me…an obsession? I don’t know if I’m obsessed with panties, but they’re such a fun, sexy and yet personal item for me. I love the way they feel against my skin. I love the way they make me feel. I feel sexy and naughty when I put on a binding pair. I blush all day when I wear my crotchless lace panties.  I’m ever so moody *tee hee* when I’m wearing panties that I have to lace/tie. I get to act out a role, almost, when I wear a certain pair of my panties. It’s incredibly stimulating and empowering for me.  Some days when I’m feeling kinky, I search for just the right pair. Panties allow me to feel…*giggles*

Wearing or just looking at panties is a sensual experience. They have pretty patterns, colors and shapes, yet I can’t share them with the public. I can’t pull someone aside and say, “look at my pretty panties!” lol without a look, getting hit or groped.  You let people see your pretty shoes and handbags, but who gets to see all the sexy, delicious undies you slip on?  *Some lucky devils like you, of course* 

Panties are erotic for me; I slide them over my pretty toes and up my milky thighs and give them a gentle pull when I feel them against my secret, intimate separation. Sometimes I like to “tuck” my panties between my lips so I can feel how wet I get.  I get exquisite pain sometimes when they ride up too far when I walk and I can’t do a thing about it. I just bite my lip and endure the sweet pain. When I get home, I make such an event of undressing and getting to the best part.  I whimper when I have to pull a bit more than I assumed to pluck my moist panties from my hungry lips.  I love looking at my panty punch and seeing how yummy and creamy it gets. 

All this panty talk has me so excited. What am I to do?  *averts her eyes and blushes*   

panty-monium.jpg

If the mood strikes, I may post a photo strip tease or another video of myself slipping on a slinky pair of soft panties. I just might play with a toy or two *wink wink* and them steam up the lens for ya’.  Stay tuned, panty lovers ♥♥♥

Here’s a gal that loves her panties as much I do…I think she has over 1000 pairs of panties (I’m not sure, but I’ll take her word for it LOL)! 

LET ME POINT OUT, however, I do NOT think sharing my panties with you *kiss kiss* cheapens my panties. I love playing and sharing with panty lovers. Sharing my wet panties heightens the eroticism for me. I’m so turned on by it, I can’t control myself. It is so sexually arousing to know that someone is taking in my scent, my essence. I am in ecstasy thinking about turning you on, as well. The fact that my wet panties gets you excited, gets me excited, tenfold. *gets goosebumps and hard nipples*

Secret Lives

img_0661.jpg

A new show is airing, April 1st (no fooling, ha ha, get it?) Anyway, lol, Secret Lives of Women  is airing on this side of the pond on the We Channel. And the first episode is about fetishes and fantasies. Woo hoo! Tell me now if I’m going to see one of you on T.V.  ha ha ha  Guess it’s not a secret anymore if they show their faces, huh? There’s some juicy stuff online; you can read secrets from other gals or add your own dark secret. Mmm. I may add one and see if you can tell which one it is ;P

Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend and wishing you all fabulous weather. I, again, was not feeling well for yet another holiday, but neither was my mom. So we are rescheduling it for this weekend. I think I was just feeling fatigued and out if it because I’ve come on this week. My PMS is certainly physical, mental, and emotional sometimes. I’m seriously considering hopping back on the pill, but I don’t like chemicals in my body. Ironic since I love science, but I know that there isn’t enough research in this world to say that something is 100% safe. You risk certain cancers and yet prevent others when taking the pill…sounds odd, doesn’t it? So, I’d like to be as healthy as possible without hormones and such and see where it takes me. But in all seriousness, these cramps are a bitch. I never had the cramping and swollen hoo ha when I was on oral contraception lol. Grrr.

Although I’ve been a crampy, crabby bitch these past few days, I’ve been preparing for leap for grad school. I have to switch things around a bit and since my schedule at the moment is all over the place.

I’m scared and excited as I’m about to apply to graduate school, one university in particular, because it’s the only one that offers my wacky field in Chicago. I guess I can pick ‘em, can’t I? I remember someone, clearly insecure with her own life, said my career choice was, and I quote, “off the wall”, yet I see so many people on television doing it.  HMMM can’t be all that bad.  For those who don’t know what field I’ve chosen lol, it’s evolutionary biology with ethology/animal psychology.  There you have it LOL  So I’ve got to get some affairs in order and chat with some professors there and get the process started. GULP.

Panty Construction

panty-construction1.jpg

Sorry this post is a bit backwards lol. Happy Fetish Friday!!!! Wanted to wish you all a Happy Easter before any of you left town for family visits, which is why this post came out afterwards lol.

As you all know, I’ve been somewhat incommunicado. I’ve cleaning this, filing that, and the end doesn’t seem anywhere in sight lol. I’ve changed my web site a bit. It looked a mess before, and it STILL looks a mess. I’ve got to remove all the images and somehow resize them so they don’t slow things down. I’ve got to add web albums, clean up flash html and who knows what else. I literally had to log onto the host 6 times today because it “timed out”. Well, it did that because it couldn’t upload my photos in a timely manner. It’s slower than shit. Grrrr. I think Cindy’s home will be completely renovated before I can upload another image ;)

Will try to keep everyone updated. In the meantime, I’m going to pull my hair out lol….bare with me and bear with me lol.  I currently am sorting through over 50 pair of undies that I may put up for sale soon. Stay tuned :)

Happy Easter

easter_basketcase.gif
easterbunny4hh.jpg   easterbunny.jpg
easterbummy.jpg  moon1xe.jpg  colormyeggs2.jpg

Wishing you all a very Happy Easter! I’m still bitching about the six inches of snow we’re getting today, and there’s a chance of snow on Sunday :*( Ahh well. I have to shop for ingredients for my famous desserts and pick up a ham, and some other schtuff. Call me crazy, but being trapped indoors from the cold doesn’t exactly get me in the mood for coloring eggs. But hand me some chocolate bunnies…mmmm mmmm. lol  Have a fantastic holiday weekend, all! ♥♥♥  I’m wearing some innocent ;P whities so you can color me for Easter Sunday *giggles*.

Hugs n Kisses,

Ruby Red 

Wedgies

wedgie.gif

We’ve all been there; we look both ways to see if anyone is watching, then we yank out our undies wedged between your love cheeks. Having a “letter in the mailbox” can be quite uncomfortable, but wait…you don’t have to pick your bum anymore! Now there’s ANTI-WEDGIE PANTIES! Yes, that’s right, you heard it here.

Now these aren’t the “Rip Away 1000″ boxers those twins invented; these are fullback panties in an array of different colors. Now you may ask, “how do they not ride up?” Hell if I know lol. I thought they had a chopstick or something that went in the bottom to stop the panties from going in *giggles*.  Another theory was they had super-starched undies that wouldn’t go up your booty even if you tucked those panties in for bedtime.

I think they’ve disabled embedding and uploading the wedgie video, so here’s the link:  http://youtube.com/watch?v=LcM0OT6mnqA

For more info on wedgie free panties, visit HERE  On a personal note, I have to say the most painful and memorable wedgie I’ve had was wearing a thong on a motorcycle. I don’t recommend it at all. I had to be riding, while my panties were riding, for over an hour. Once I got off the bike, it hurt more to take the thong out, they were that far up LOL…anyone have a wedgie story? :P

Busy Bee

morning-coffee-with-the-girls-thumb.jpg   covering-the-girls-thumb.jpg   ahh-much-better-thumb.jpg

Woke up this morning in the usual manner; with my girls trying to get away from me lol. They like to breathe I suppose. Every-time I have a nightgown, nightshirt or romper on, I wake up in a tangled mess with the girls happily sticking out of my garments.

I apologize for not being around lately. Spring season is peeking its head about and the sunshine has me running around like a mad woman.  The past few days have been wonderfully warm (50-58 degrees Fahrenheit)…let me tell you, to us Chicagoans, that’s nice. I’m sure the west-coasters shudder at the thought.  I visited San Fran some time ago, in December, and my light cardigan sweater was too warm for me at the time, but I noticed the locals were dressed in winter coats, with gloves and scarves in the 68 degree weather!  I scoff lol  I can’t imagine what August in California is like…redheads melt XD  Anything above 76 F is too hot ha ha.

I’ve been throwing things away all week, which makes me think about how fortunate I am. Obviously, I donate the items that can be used :)  I’ve also been anxious to start my garden again, so I’ve been sowing my bulbs, tubers, and seeds indoors.  The frost free date for Chicago has been moved from tax day (April 15) to May 15. I honestly don’t think I could hold out that long. lol 

March is a wonderful month, it begins to seem like spring (don’t care what the official vernal equinox is) but we all hold our breath because it can still snow here at the end of the month.  My birthday is at the end of April, and for SOME REASON a few years back, I thought it would be great to go up NORTH (doh!) and go fishing. I was both skunked and frozen because it snowed the entire time. It was also the only day it snowed in April. Gee thanks :P lol *sings happy birthday to herself* ha ha

So, if any of you have been snowed in this winter, I’m sure you understand why I’ve been soaking up as many rays as possible. It was truly refreshing to open all the windows and let the stale winter air exchange for fresh, warm air. If you can tell, I’m a bit of a nature nut…I love the outdoors and I wish I could spend most of my time out there.  Guess I’m in the wrong state for that ha ha. I am seriously considering moving to either coast for several reasons :) Better climate and better job market.

Think I better throw a lot more stuff out if I’m considering a cross-country relocation.  Btw, I’ve missed you all, and I hope you’re having splendid weather as well. Have a great holiday, tomorrow, all ♥♥♥

Hugs n kisses,

Booby Ruby

xxxx

Half a Year?

panty_raid.gif

 

Ruby Red

It’s March 10th and I’ve been Panty Trust Verified for six months now~YIPPEE ♥  I’ve learned so much along the way, made a ton of friends, [love you guys] and had such fun playing naughty with buyers. *giggles* I’ve had such a blast and want to thank each and every one of you that was instrumental in my panty path XD

What’s next? Making more panty pals, soaking more panties, playing in pantyhose and other naughty garments, more surprises and lots of fun :)